Facebook says “someone is always listening” but no one has answered their phone in ten years.
Shall I text you then?
“I’m thinking of killing myself.”
Will you roll your eyes and think “god, this bitch so dramatic.”
I’ll come to your house?
Well, you won’t answer the door because your house is a mess, as usual.
Do I flag down cars on the street?
No, that will hold up traffic and everyone just wants to get home.
So you care about suicide… hm. Tell me again how you care about suicide.