Crazy Four Legs

There is a spider with only four legs remaining that has been creeping around my house all day. I’ve attempted to smash him twice, and he’s just not having it. I don’t know what I expected taking on a spider that had lost four legs and was still living to fight another day.

Normally, spiders don’t bother me. I just sort of scoot them outside or leave them be. This guy is feisty and particularly aggressive. He’s just a grass spider, but I still don’t need the kids getting any bites from this little Rambo. I’ve lost track of him now. I think he’s hiding under the couch. Plotting my demise no doubt.