Ooooooooooooooooh my goodness. I stumbled across this app on Facebook the other day and it’s had me rolling ever since. It’s probably some sort of phishing scam, but it’s highly entertaining anyway. Basically it accesses your profile and picks random phrases from all of the status updates you’ve published and puts them together. There is no rhyme or reason to them, and some of the things it came up with are just the best. I’ve picked a few of my favorites to share.
They still make me laugh even three days later. I have no idea why. I mean I know it’s stupid, but they just get me every time! 😂